Noobies VÜ

random mutterings and musings by me, myself, and I.

6/09/2013

Cheap Bastards

Posted by vanashke001

Once again I take up my hammer to try and make some improvements to my house. This one is gonna take a little time though, couple weekends worth.
My house is an odd house dear readers, it's kind of a stupid house, it's also unique and I do like it, but damn, every time I try to improve it I run into the idiocy of the former owners.
It gets wretched hot upstairs and I have a real difficult time dealing with it. It's one of those things that I find myself surprised that the people who lived here previously tolerated it. 
I was dubious that there was any insulation on the rear wall and the outside sheathing is looking really bad so I decided to put up some vinyl siding. After an annoying experience with an asshat for customer service at Lowe's (apparently I shouldn't shop for things on Sundays- duh.) I wound up at Home Depot and I found some really inexpensive siding.
Just a little aside, Lowe's has a ton of siding on their website, but they tell you there are 4 profiles and 12 colors, I challenge someone to locate them. Home Depot on the other hand doesn't have anything on their site except for fixture mounts. WTF? This was the reason for my trip to Lowe's but look out! Lowe's doesn't carry siding in their stores, you have to special order (just don't try to look for samples on a Sunday). But Home Depot actually carries siding.
Back to the siding I found at HD. They had a single box of 4.5" double lap for $46! They only carry 5" double lap now I guess. I can also tell you a single box will help no one. Except me! I only have to cover the upper bit above the back roof and it's 32' x 32" and this is more than enough for that. Just FYI, a box of siding is normally $158.
Here's the tragic back of my house, don't judge me I have a budget. lol



I pulled off the old sheathing to take a look at what was under it; I figured if I was going to side it I should go the extra mile and address the insulation as well.
This is what I found...

Just so you know, that is my AC ducting. The silver bit is about the size of a stock pot. So, most of my heating and cooling has been going into the void. Sigh.

Here's another shot in from a different area. They really did just redneck everything in this house. sigh


Last night and early this morning I put in more insulation (The big wads shoved inside the voids really don't offer much I don't think) and secured the sheathing a bit more effectively. Next weekend I install the siding! Hopefully.

6/09/2013

Master Bedroom Pt. 1

Posted by vanashke001

All the projects I've done have been in other parts of the house but I finally decided I should do something in my master. Admittedly it's not like anyone else goes in there, but hey, I sleep there!
I've collected quite a few Egyptian objet d'art; papyrus, tiles, etc but no real place to put them. Then I decided I had a whole wall in my bedroom that I could put them on. 
The only real issue I had was figuring out how best to arrange them. I'm still not thrilled with the end result, but it's a start. Next up, new headboard, book cases and perhaps a spot of paint.
Forgive the wires and stuff from the TV, I just installed it and the shelf so I hadn't really cleaned up.

I'll probably wind up rearranging them eventually. I'm not sure I love them all blown on one wall, but for now...

6/09/2013

TV Stand cum Buffet

Posted by vanashke001

Since I have moved my TV upstairs I had this fabulous TV stand that I got just gathering dust in the living room looking sad with no real purpose. It was too low to really display much on it and I decided I might have a better use for it.
I've needed more storage for some things from the kitchen and I didn't have any place to store my "fancy" plates. It was still a bit short for that purpose but then I remembered some hardware I had from my old bookcase that I made a few years back but had to sadly dismantle. So I grabbed the stainless uprights and my drill and some more lumber and paint from Home Depot and made a stand to put the TV stand on.
It's not ideal, but it's functional and I don't have a wasted piece of furniture. :)



It holds my pier one dishes, crock pot and the huge pot my beloved brother got me for making gumbo! I plan on getting some baskets and cook books to put below. Storage is always good!

6/09/2013

Washer/Dryer Pedestal

Posted by vanashke001

I have had my washer and dryer stacked since I got them a couple years ago. I have never really liked them like that but the cost of the snazzy pedestals that the manufacturer makes are stupid expensive. I've seen lots of how-to's online and finally decided I'd make my own.
The Supplies

(click to embiggen)

A couple of 2x10s (I wanted it to be as close to 12" tall as possible) a 5/8s" piece of plywood, wood glue and tons of screws later. 
The view from the top



From the bottom (I went to town on the 2x10s- I wanted it as solid as possible.)

Then I added the stainless flashing (which you can also see in the above photos) and I grabbed my drill and a wire brush and did some fun swirl action on it
  

Next I framed it out with some 4" trim that I painted black. Hey, when you have a theme...

 And, the final product, (ignore my poor tiles, and yes, I know I'm gonna have to move those heavy ass machines and pedestal all over again when I fix them. I just don't know how to do the tile yet and I honestly didn't realize how big it really would wind up being. I overestimated the size I needed but I figured it was safer to be too big than too small.)

And there you have it. I'm happy with them and all told it was about $100 a pretty good bargain if you ask me. Just one of those pedestals is $299. I don't have storage in this but I have a few shelves so I think I'm okay with that.

5/05/2013

A YEAR! (almost)

Posted by vanashke001

This seems to happen quite frequently, well, relatively speaking anyway, I have become so lax in my posting that a year can come and go and I don't even notice. The only reason I did this time was because I was trying to show a friend a video that I knew I had posted on here. Yeah, I also learned that some of my videos no longer work. Booo for that.
So, what have I been up to, you may ask. Or not. But who cares? I'm gonna tell you anyway!
I've been doing a few projects around the house, nothing terribly earth shattering by any means but they do make the house more to my liking. Ohhh what I could do with a real budget. Or at least pay someone else to do.
I think the biggest project this year (and one that still isn't complete) is the upstairs floor. Thanks to a certain feline's propensity for peeing on the carpet in the hallway (BAD KITTY!) I found myself having to step up my timetable on replacing the carpet in the house with some wood flooring.
Of course the flooring I wanted couldn't just come off the shelf, no, that would be too easy. For some reason Lowe's and Home Depot both refuse to carry black or black toned flooring beyond the Jacobean Bamboo. That would be fine but I was advised against it as my house is too dry and the floor would likely crack in a few years unless I used a humidifier. If you've ever been in my house you'd know that was folly. har har
I did locate a lovely dark toned oak that had blue-gray graining. I really like it.
I tore the carpet out (ew, BAD KITTY) and was greeted with a sad sad subfloor. I had hoped to change it out but it would have been a huge job (of course, ALL my projects at this house go from small to huge). So, I suffered on. I do wonder if I might pull it all back up before I completely finish and try to do something about the subfloor. It is sooo uneven.

Before (with BAD KITTY) Click to embiggen

The wretched sub-floor 

You can't tell from the photo but every where there is a water stain the wood has swollen so it is uneven. I had hoped to just cut out the bad pieces and replace them but when I looked into it I realized just what that might entail and due to budgetary and transportation issues I had to forgo trying to fix it. A decision that will have ample opportunity to to cause me sorrow in the future I am sure. 
The floor looks fab though. And I ALMOST ordered the right amount. It's funny I must have measured 4 or 5 times and I swore did the math at least that many times. But with this section and the section in the entry I managed to fuck it up make a mistake and wrote down the wrong figure. I was off by the equivalent of 1 box. If I had to I could probably complete it jigsaw puzzle style with what I have, but since I've decided to face the stair risers with the same stuff I figure I'll just order a couple more boxes. 
The lovely floor :)

As you can see from the shadow under the trim there is room to try and at least put in a sheet of luan or something to try and level the floor. I might try to take up the floor and correct it using that technique, I'm just not sure that will make it much more level. I might have to get a large sander or something to knock down the high spots, then lay the luan and then the floor; love snap and click flooring. I can feel the floor flex when I walk on it and the other day I saw it when someone else was walking in front of me. It makes me worry about the longevity of the floor. Everything is cut, it's not like it wouldn't be a relatively easy process to reassemble. It's just a downer that I need to do it.
Well, thus ends today's (hopefully not this year's) entry and reviving of the ol' blog. Bear with me kiddies, I still have to finish the post I started last June about my new boat. I also have a couple of other posts planned for my bedroom redo, an ad hoc sideboard I put together, my laundry room redo, as well as a couple new things I've done to the bike and Jeep.