Noobies VÜ

So I tweeted about this fabulous shirt a while back, and my brother called me about it last night. Made me start to think, the Holodeck HAD to be for porn. I mean, really!
It almost goes without saying that the standard porn industry would fall but I am sure that they would just make like the Borg and adapt and just take it to the next step. But what about the toys? Who would want a vibrator or Fleshlight if they could just get it on with digital tramps?
The question there is, what happens with the... well... effluence?
Nothing is real in the Holodeck, it's all just light but you can interact with it (I won't go into all the physics of it, mostly because I don't understand it, but it's explained well elsewhere, if you're interested.) and apparently be hurt or possibly killed if the fail-safes, well, fail.

We know that they are used for some type of sexual activity given Quark's use of Holosuites on DS9. But it begs the question I previously asked.

I can imagine Picard and Riker having the following exchange after meeting up outside one of the holodecks...
Riker: "Captain, are you waiting on the Holodeck?"
"Yes, Number One, I am, but that damn Wesley is using it again."
"Again? He was just in there a few hours ago. Have you gone in and talked to him?"
"No, I haven't gone in there, do you see what program he's running? That, and it's locked as well."
"Oh, it's one of those programs... Ok, I guess I'll stop back by later."
"Oh, don't worry Riker, he's young shouldn't take but a minute or so, though he'll be back again in a couple of hours."
"Be glad it isn't Worf. Last time I went in there after Worf ran one of his programs I kept slipping on the floor. I don't know why it takes two men to impregnate a Klingon. It looked like someone shook a jug of yogurt all over the room."

Maybe it wouldn't go quite like that, but in my mind it does.

How would you react upon stepping into something like that? Is there some kind of etiquette that is exercised when one uses a holodeck for that type of thing. I mean, you walk in, slip on the floor, fall on your butt and you'd have to be like, "Oh, COME ON!" (literally bwahaha)

I imagine the little hispanic housekeeper from Family Guy cleaning up.
"Is the holodeck available?"
"No, no, eet's no ready, no. You come back later."
"How long..."
"No, eets no ready..."
"No, I was asking,.."
"No, no, eet's no ready. No, no."
Door closes and you stand there frustrated just knowing she's gonna be having a hologram couch and People magazine with a cigarette and ancient Geraldo re-runs.