Noobies VÜ

In concert with the fabulous Spin Off, I am continuing on in the vein of educating people to the wiles of the notorious douche bag. Whilst he focused on the most apparent and obvious of the breed, the Peacock of Douche-baggery, I have elected to turn my gaze to the Dodo-style.
This ever elusive member of the douche bag world is subtle and cunning and often only exposes itself during moments of duress or assumed immunity to censure.
Unlike the prideful douche bag that frequents gyms, clubs, restaurants and Wal-mart, and likes to boast of its status with the aforementioned items of accoutrement described on Spin Off, the Dodo douche bag blends into the scenery and utilizes the surprise attack. It sneaks its douche-baggery into conversations and work place meetings like the bird that it derives its name from, sneaks eggs into nests.
We all know someone that we think is a stealth douche bag. If we think it, it is likely so. There is no cure for the Dodo douche bag any more than there is one for the Peacock douche bag, but since they are so insidious in nature they are much more dangerous to your livelihood and business and often financial success.
Keep your eyes open and watch out. They like to sneak up on you and strike when you least expect. Sometimes you can notice their presence by the tell-tale stench of vinegar, as if they've spilled summer's eve on their clothes, but don't rely on that.
Another thing to keep in mind is that they are not limited to males and sometimes the female of the species is even more dangerous.
So be careful kiddies. That pat on your back may not be in support but more as a search for a soft spot to shove the knife in.